Post Publishing Stress Syndrome

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How to determine if you need treatment for PPSS

The medical community has finally identified and named a condition writers have been suffering from for decades. PPSS, Post Publishing Stress Syndrome, can become serious and debilitating if left untreated. If you or an author you know may be experiencing its effects, please make an appointment to see a professional today.

Many mental health professionals offer options for folks unable to muster up motivation to leave home. If this describes you, urgent help is recommended. Inquire about phone or video treatments as soon as you finish reading this important article about identifying symptoms.

Once you’ve identified Post Publishing Stress Syndrome, it is critical you seek care immediately. Your dedicated readers will forget about you if new work isn’t published online every hour. Attention spans are shrinking at an alarming rate.

Working at the Writers’ Self Help Clinic has taught me anything I say after the first seven minutes of an appointment will be forgotten. Aren’t writers…

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